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Time to make my nuts meet your mouth
Step 1: purchase My Nuts.
Garlic Pistachios, 10 oz.
$999
Worlds greatest Garlic Pistachios.
Ingredients: ready? Roasted Pistachios, Garlic, Salt. Food dye.
These are better than eating a grilled purple squirrel on the beach with a Tito's and tonic with 2 limes.
what would you expect for $100 an ounce?
Step 2: Remove nuts from Shell
Step 3: Insert nuts into your month.
Step 4: Shallow. (You didn't hear it from me, but you should probably chew a bit... unless your a pro)
Step 5: Enjoy. Your welcome.
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